Why don't you let them go rest for a while?LORI (sighs) Thanks, Dad.LINCOLN: Wait! As you can imagine, Darcy was wearing those PJs to bed. [The sisters pile on top of Lincoln and they shower with ever lasting affection --whether they're hugging him, kissing him on the cheek or forehead, pinching his cheeks, bopping nose or playing with his hair.]. This time with money. My sister Lisa asked me to tell you that she would keep an eye on Darcy.TERI: Well, tell Lisa that I'm very thankful to her.LINCOLN: Will do (reacts when Teri touches him in a certain spot) Ooh! [Sees this dimension's version of her mom and gets an idea] PILE ON MOM! She shares a bunk bed with Female Lynn and Lucy sleeps in a vampire coffin. Ive got to get back home. Richard: Youre damn right we do, this little good-for-nothin motherf***in sonuvab**** who tried to ruin Bobbys date with a family member of mine. What up Rick! I'll tell you more about where I got it tonight at dinner.RITA: Okay, sweetie. And I always enjoy spending time at the beach.After a few minutes of driving, they finally arrived. Linka: [surprised] Holy moly! My brothers would never all wanna go to the Hair Salon! Linka:My brothers know how to play video games. The fact they love to go the mall. She wakes up to find that it's Levi. [We cut to Linka in the hallway, taking pictures of her and Claire and they do some poses. THERE IS SEX, a lot of SEX! [holds the dimensional wristwatch], Lola:Finders, keepers, loser! Our Lincoln is growing up so fast, he's already hanging out with older women.RITA: What?! (Yes, NSL, STFU). But just in case, you think you could also look after my sister for me?LINCOLN: (smiles) It would be an honor.TERI: Thanks, Lincoln.LORI: (to other girls, in a proud tone) That's my little bro for you.LINCOLN: So what do you want to do now?DANA: I don't know, Linc. Leone opens the door for them. Thank you for being our friend.Lincoln just smiled. r (Special THANKS To NEWCHELSSICACC, FOR MAKING THE COVER FOR THE STORY, PLEASE SUPPORT HER PROFILE AND STORIES.) Leni: [laughing] Keep away with Aunt Linkas watch! Mostly, I do a little run on the treadmill and lift a few weights. Somewhere in New York.) Family of Two. When Lincoln awakens a hidden power, he finds himself battling an ancient evil that his sister, Lucy, had been fighting on her own for years. Awesome! It's been 7 years since he took over and hes still maintaining the success of it. Uh, but, um.bahbah..bahLORI: (sighs and chuckles) Here we go again.DANA: (giggles) It's so cute when he does that.LINCOLN: (regaining composure) Y-You look nice!BECKY: (chuckles) Still as honest I remember.CAROL: You know, Lincoln, if this is making you uncomfortable, we can always just call this whole day off nowLINCOLN: WHAT?! Lincoln couldn't be happier having two girlfriends. Elizabeth is a child prodigy who wants to connect science with God. A devout Catholic, Richard attends a school named St. Francis of Assisi Elementary School and attends mass weekly at a church nearby his school. She giggled as fronds of kelp and tiny fish tickled against her fingers.BECKY: This is just too cool.LORI: I will agree that it is beautiful. WHAT is going on here?Hank and Hawk just looked at the large number of teenage girls that were defending Lincoln and they roared with laughter.HAWK: Oh man! This fanfiction introduces the company, Loud Industries. [They takes a selfie with aforementioned lip forms.]. (Kicks Clyde in the groin), Frank: Um, Richard, I think Clyde has enough. ], [Luan is juggling balls , Lynn playing roller hockey, Lola is putting on make up, Lana is unclogging the toilet and Lori and Leni are taking selfies. And I think I know the reason why.All of the girls turned looked at Lincoln, who blushed as he realized they were talking about him.DANA: (smiles and puts a hand on Lincoln's shoulder) Because we got to share the day with the kindest boy in town. This book will contain Oneshots from the show "The Loud House" it contains many stories published by other authors in which case I hold no credits in any story published within this book, I will try to properly credit the authors and their stories a #chaotic A robotic creation of Doctor Eggman or at least he thought. Not just for the week but forever. Keep yourself quiet as you move underneath within its flow, and you may be able to pull off a good surprise on your pre--He was cut off by surprise as Lori suddenly popped up from underneath him and he found himself upon her shoulders. When Ronnie Anne calls Nikki a liar, there's only one way to settle the score. Once he entered, he shut the door and stepped into the bathtub. Hey Lincoln get up. Helena is an aspiring actress who dreams of becoming a great movie star. Nice move.LINCOLN: (grins) When combatting in the water, you need to use the water to your advantage. When Clyde, Lincoln's only remaining friend betrayed the boy eventually, he decided to run away and leave everyt Lincoln Loud, a somewhat normal 12 years old, is used to the madness of living with 10 siblings. Lynn(Boy):Right where it always is, weirdo. Lincoln Loud, A boy who is mistreated by his family and friends because his 'BAD LUCK' thanks to his sister Lynn jr who blamed him for loosing a baseball game (stupid ri. ], [Loni notices a wristwatch and picks it up.]. Lynn(Girl):Okay, but first[farts]ah, that felt good. I knew this was gonna be a big day for Lincoln. Well, it turns out that they had planned to take a trip to the beach with Lori today. . Clyde: OK OK, I'm sorry for trying to embarrass Bobby and woo Lori at Jean Juan's, I didn't know this would affect you! She then emptied its contents onto the towels. [They take selfie with aforementioned lip forms. #lucy They later took a walk along the shore, and afterward, they spent the remainder of their trip sunbathing. She puts the peanut butter, jelly and syrup. We could go to the Hair Salon! ", [Their mom runs away screaming and the girls run off to pile on her and they start kissing her. You gotta check this out!The girls approached and climbed onto the rock to see what Lincoln was talking about. Read to find out. [Continues painting her nails and some of the polish drips on the couch and Levi sits on the couch.]. After parking, they stepped out of Vanzilla and headed into the house. ], [Linka makes it through the portal and ends up back in her linen closet room. Lincoln decides to take advantage anyway. Another successfully fun trip to the beach is complete.CAROL: Yep. Loud Kids: Hungry, y'all? Her phone rings and she picks it up.] Based on a picture by D-rock. Sitting on his desk was a pair of sunglasses. Lincoln: Got it! Come on down to Burpin' Burger / Grade B Beef and special spice / When it comes back up it's twice as nice! (burps). I need you to open your mouth wide, stick out your tongue, and say ahh. "Alright, everyone out now. [The girls head inside while the original Rita is getting out the second garbage can. Because the older sisters are 11 years younger than in the show they have different underdeveloped personalities: Lori just went to school and dislikes boys because she had bad first experience with them. Can his stop this or will he become their owner. The microscopic horror. Afterwards, Lincoln jumps outside the window, onto a tree, and slides to the ground. Loni:Leon will kiss it and make it all better. Why are you doing this for me? I bet he's talking with her about feelings and precious ponies!DANA: HEY!Lincoln began to blush in embarrassment upon hearing the Hockers' comments. Lucia: Because we're part of the elites in Royal Woods, we can't be seen in what they call (Does an air quote with her hands to quote what the rich call the Burpin' Burger) "some rat hole named after a bodily function", in their words, "it's just not done". (beat) But yes.Once he had finished with his chest, Lincoln squirted more sunscreen into his hand and began to reach for his back. After what you just did to them, I think those two will know better than to come near me or my family again. Becky grabbed Hank's wrist and Teri grabbed Hawk's; both girls squeezed the boys' wrists tightly.HANK: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW!HAWK: Too tight too tight too tight!LORI: (really angry) We warned you. Carol and Dana started to advance towards the Hockers, but Lincoln held up his hand signaling them to stop.LINCOLN: It's okay, girls. It's just thatwell, Lori has so many sisters. But she moved out of the way and Teri got soaked instead.LINCOLN: Oops.Becky started to laugh.TERI: You amused, Beck? Lincoln: (Talks to the readers) Richard Loud III is my rich distant cousin. Veronica is a tough and athletic girl from New York City who is a direct descendant of a Sicilian-American gangster, but she is not as tough as her cousin Ronnie Anne. Lisa: Can you name the animals in this picture? #lincoln Lana and Lola: Time to panic time to panic time to panic. After the discovery of her beloved grandson in the backyard, Celesta decides to call the police and instantly takes custody of Lincoln and Lily. (Some may gain a part 2) Some tags will also only apply to certain one-shots. The story follows a young boy named Lincoln Loud who's abused by his family for their believement of Bad Luck however he gets saved by a group of ponies who turned out t this is during the NSL incident but a crossover with genshin impact - Lincoln said, relaxed (Lincoln pulls out a comic to read and sit on his bed) TWO HOURS LATER Leni:Aw. Lincoln he's won the lottery without his family knowing and ran away due Lynn Jr, Ronnie Anne and Clyde. This is my 7th Fanfiction. Be back in a few minutes.She, Carol, and Teri then ran off in one direction while Becky walked off toward the bathroom, leaving Lincoln alone with Dana.DANA: (sighs) Nothing like getting to relax after a full week of working hard. ], [They dart upstairs and they comeback, carrying Linka and they put Linka on the couch. Loki: Okay people, I'm accepting ideas on how we should spend the day at the mall. As they headed to the front door, Lori then turned to Lynn Sr. and Rita who were reading in the living room.LORI: Mom? (smirks, in a teasing tone) I don't bite.Lincoln just turned away, blushing with humiliation as he allowed Teri to apply sunscreen to his back. Linka:But my brothersat school say its a good combination. Check out this sweet watch! #lily And we're gonna make you pay, you little doofus!Hawk: (cracking his knuckles) I will enjoy this.Lincoln gulped in fear as the two jocks raised their fists in the air, ready to clobber him. Years later, the two families meet againwho will prevail? You two are Quacks. Are you okay? Or will the Log prove too much to handle? Lincoln couldn't help but enjoy seeing his own sister pulverizing the two stinkers. (Lynn was heartbroken on the inside that without her aggressiveness, she no longer had the instinct to step in and abuse Lincoln for what he said about her because she kept her promise, she sat down by the dining room table in depression, her father just stepped in noticing that something was wrong with Lynn, he sat next to her) [Linka goes back in the bathroom and finds it a mess again. Lori's team got on the left-hand side, while Teri's got on the right. [Lynn throws at it at the wall and it bounces up to the top bunk and it hits Linka. This is men's business.Hank grabbed Lincoln from behind Dana and dragged him over to Hawk, tossing him at the Hocker's feet. Remember? you got it? Lincoln: (rises from his bed) I don't feel so good. That is until they heard a voice calling to them.TERI: (off-screen) Hey! And at least we had fun. Once in a while, Mom would help him out, and usually, she was the one who made lunch. While in there, she sensed someone coming up behind her. Lori and I have some pretty big plans for today! An affair between Rita and Alastor produced Lincoln. Rita: Hey Lincoln come on. Francis Nguyen is a Vietnamese-American boy, his parents, who are devout Catholics like him, fled Vietnam in 1975 to escape the Communists, they are now in the real estate business, and Frank is the older of their two sons. Linka:[sighs] My whole life is like this. All ready!He then walked over to Lori and Leni's room and knocked on the door.LINCOLN: Lori, I'm all set! Alexandra, like Luna, is an aspiring musician, unlike Luna however, Alexandra is interested in pop music. Teri's team had reached the winning score!TERI: Heck yeah!Teri, Dana, and Lincoln high-fived each other.LORI: Oh, dang it!BECKY: Hey, come on, Lori. Chapter 758: The Museum Field Trip. "Jackpot." The twenty two year old said with a grin before he dropped the towel around his waist. Unlike me, Richard is interested in sports, but he is very intelligent, and he's a nice guy once you get to know him. [As they embrace for a caring moment, the boys realize what she just said. Lincoln:Well, they had certain aspects of you but some them were Lynns. Eventually, it had come to a close match with Lori's team having a score of 13 and Teri's having a score of 14. [A timer starts ticking down from the 168 hour limit.]. But I just felt that this was a special event. I mean, I understand my own responsibility towards Lincoln and my other siblings, and I still give a lot of time to Bobby and playing golf.TERI: I understand that. Ronnie Anne: Relax, hes not gonna do anything to you. #rita Lori puts a thermometer in her mouth and checks her temperature; Lisa comes in with an X-Ray machine and takes his X-rays, leaving her with glowing radiation; Luan dressed as a doctor with a clown nose and Luna bandage her up real tight; Linka muffles and Luan removes the bandages covering her mouth so she can breathe.]. It is not that serious. Lynn Sr: He has a mild fever. A 25 year Lincoln goes to see his family and one of Lisas invention goes haywire. She then tossed Lincoln off and he landed in the water with a splash!LINCOLN: (pops head out and spits out water) Like that.The girls burst out laughing.LINCOLN: Oh yeah? Linka:Yep, thats one personality trait of my brothers. After a few seconds, he drew back the curtains and stepped out of the tub, now wearing his swim trunks instead of his blue jeans. Then in a flash, Dana quickly found him wrapping his arms around her in a tight hug.LINCOLN: I LOVE THEM! Lincoln: (Talks to the readers) Yeah, about that, Richard can be kind of a bully to people who get on his bad side, whenever someone makes him mad, hed jump that person. The two Loud siblings waved to their friends from the van windows.LORI: See you guys on Monday at school!LINCOLN: Bye guys!GIRLS: (waving back) Bye Lincoln!