Almost half a year after entering, Dirk is shown to be on the Land of Tombs and Krypton, wearing a mask to protect himself from the thick gases of the planet and shoes similar to that of his rapping robots. Dirk Strider | VS Battles Wiki | Fandom "Lightning flashed again, threatening to grip the metal hold of the blade. Literally just busted Dirk. Dirk's eyes were previously red before the changes in. He might've been the biggest threat in canon, but in the epilogues, he was taken out only a third of the way into Meat. When Dirk was thirteen, he used the captcha code of his brain to create an AI duplicate of himself. And thoughts themselves create a universe. It would also be the end of the flow of time. So you come over to Dirks room. What is it called when stories fall into chaos? One shot collection of various Yandere!Character x Reader, All/Most of these fics are inspired by Tumblr User Mrsegbert/Yandere--stuck wonderful yandere headcanons, TW// Suicide attempt, depression, depressed thinking and faulty thought process, gum (is that food??? her increasing level of world-dominating power, and the artists of Homestuck^2 drop a butt-focus shot early on, do literally anything to get Tavros away from the situation, screaming in anguish before breaking down into tears, seeming like the kind of thing that would happen in his situation, had a lengthy story of his own involving a Sburb session and even several versions of the heroes. Dirk Strider/Reader - Works | Archive of Our Own At some point during one of the timeskips he acquires one of these in the process of taking several levels in badass. And if each individual was free, someone would eventually attempt to learn the truth of the world. As it had said, If someone could peer into the afterlife and return from there, they could prove this world is fictional.. Prior to his proper introduction to the reader, he is referred to by Jane as D. Strider, and later by Roxy as di stri. He and Dave then travel to the top of a tower on his own planet, and they do not talk to each other until they meet Jasprosesprite^2 briefly. At the start of their adventure, he is shown to be concerned for her well being as the heiress to Crockercorp. While telling Jane to abscond from Derse via the portal, he witnesses the Miles impaling her from behind. Brain Ghost Dirk is a Dirk splinter that exists within the mind of Jake. Researchers understanding of it was as follows: we dont know why, but there is an infinitely vast space adjacent to our dimension. It was thought to be dangerous to remain within it, so it was usually used to temporarily transfer oneself or objects or to trap intruders as a defensive panic room. Its a thought experiment where you assume a world where anything is possible and thus say anything logically feasible can happen., Yes. Good thing you were there to help him with those. Then what was the world? isn't this better than walking the plank? I must write about this lightness in more detail. Dirk is alone, save for a mysterious figure chatting with him through a radio. Dirk Strider/Reader - Works | Archive of Our Own He grabs Lil Cal and goes to the roof, where we see that, like Roxy, he lives in the future post-scratch Earth. Love was truth. uu: Jeer Dirk. After [S]Collide, Dirk and Jake confront each other and seem to talk through their relationship. WK There may not be much difference between being alive and being dead. Easter in Sulmona and July Jousting - Delicious Italy His splinters may be part of why he is more reasonable and empathetic than his pre-scratch counterpart. Rejecting all but the Law of Identity would leave yourself facing the one Law of Identity all alone. Ultimate Dirk as the Tragic Hero of the Homestuck Universe #ult dirk on Tumblr Dirk is also extremely loyal to his friends and willing to sacrifice and die for them. After exchanging a brief glance with Dave, the latter seemed to understand (due to Dirk's prompting) and proceeded to decapitate Lord Jack, Robot Jack, and Dirk, all at once. Maybe it was because of the plot relevance of one June Egbert. That is why they do not possess thought processes centered on a body. First of all, we have to explain what exactly this world is. She began her explanation. He only shows his hand halfway into, Ultimate Self Dirk is an incredibly powerful. He's for taking stress out on Ronalds. That gives the characters deviant personalities that would be unthinkable with normal humans. the projection of Dirk which existed in Jake's dream bubble, ripped his nuclear heart out and smashed it to pieces, build robots, set them to kill mode, and spar with them to death. Homestuck - A Sadness Runs Through Him (a Dirk Strider animatic) Paula Zotter 1.13K subscribers Subscribe 75K views 2 years ago I really like Dirk's character, I think he's really. At some point in his childhood he came into contact with the alien Calliope, who, in order to facilitate his and Roxy's communication with their two friends hundreds of years in the past, provided them both with a version of Pesterchum with time-locked Trollian technology embedded. Unite SynchronizationOrange HatBattle BrotocolAnbroids V2.0Whistling JackhammerTime on My SideAustin, AtlantisDespotStressMiasmajestySweet Dreams, TimaeusMoonsetterBeatupStride WV Even him dying just causes more problems with everyone since Jane, despite finally throwing Gamzee out on his ass, uses his death as an excuse to further her own xenophobia. It is implied that Brobot harboured romantic feelings towards Jake, as Brobot ripped his nuclear heart out and smashed it to pieces while Jake was talking to Roxy and Jane about romance. Then ends up in the Candy timeline after falling from the sky and is found by John who not only tells her how crappy the world is, but also her name was taken by Kanaya and Rose's daughter, leading to her name becoming (Vriska). The Trial of Dirk Strider: Struggling for Control, Within and Without I expected you to be.accompanied by someone.. She's quite sure that when Lord English arrives in the Candy timeline, he will be far too weak to take on her, even on his best day. For example, the two statements an elephant flew through the sky and Hitler visited Paris in the year 2000 AD were both impossible in reality, but they worked in writing. Like his pre-scratch self, he has a big interest in smuppets and puppets in general (although it seems this interest has expanded into the field of robotics). All of them. Why is this tagged "Metanarrative Humiliation"? ~Ultimate Dirk Strider~ EclipseWarning. she gets stabbed in the forehead by a shard of reality, gets sucked in by a black hole after getting impaled by another shard into her chest, making her miss the entire fight just as John arrived. [A6A6I5] ====> (4 pp.) | Has a God Complex, which make him even more overconfident. ==> Jane: Run to study. my insanity scared him right the fuck off. As I reached out to grab it and try to pull it from the ground, a voice yelled over the pounding of the rain. Well, I must say Im surprised to find you of all people out there. Dirk clearly cares deeply for her in other ways, however, and wishes to remain friends without allowing their feelings to cause any issues between each other. You can think of it as similar to how we do not know where ones will is located in the human brain. Bodiless thoughts invalidate that theory. CC . uu: Jeer Past Dirk. youre making it happen! A Sadness Runs Through Him (a Dirk Strider animatic) - YouTube He was decapitated by his own admission twice. He allowed Caliborn to beat him up to protect the other alphas. Eventually, he gets back to the Incipisphere, only to find it utterly destroyed. People could only perceive reality as a story and they would search for the ending of that story. This here will likely be the final part of that collection of writings. He tried to eat Meat!John like he ate all his hammers. (8 pp.) In a little spur of a doomed timeline, off of both MEAT and CANDY, lies a timeline which subtlety evaded the dooming process. It usually refers to something superficial that does not require deep thought, but in this case, it refers to being highly imaginary. PM I have good news. I wanted this mainly for myself because I didn't see many of Ultimate Dirk, but, here's this. All of his deaths are self inflicted in some way to aid them, and in his post [S] Game Over death he allows himself to be consumed by glitches because of his failure to save his friends. (2 pp.) AG that's the story. He stated in in one conversation that (he'd) probably run (his) sword through (his) own dick before (he) could bring (himself) to kill Roxy. marked as complete, updates whenever.). But at the same time, the world was an absolute truth from inside that fiction. Or are you doomed to succumb to manipulation? Like Luigi Galleani she writes in emotive and powerful language- a far cry from the formulaic and cold prose . (We also accept donations year-round, so you are able to donate whenever is convenient for you. Pesterlogs Whenever I tried to write a light story such as that, I would be overcome by a slump. She took control of a dead Jade slain by Lord English. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. more concerned with himself at this point, vast amounts of money to bribe and corrupt the government to let her do what she wants, (not to imply that she wasnt already curvaceous in homestuck). SS Please consider turning it on! Language: English Words: 541 Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave's Bro. However, that theory only holds when one has a physical body. Their non-body focused thought processes leave them with no distinction between themselves and the outside world, and so they are able to think in terms of the infinite. It is inferred that he also watches My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; although he claims his interest is purely of academic nature, he admits he loves Rainbow Dash since she is so spunky. Powers and Stats Tier: At least 9-A | 2-A | 1-A Name: Dirk Strider, timaeusTestified (Screen Name), DIRK HUMAN, Brain Ghost Dirk, Bro (Alternate Self) Origin: Homestuck The afterlife changes based on ourno, mostly based on your thoughts. Sulmona. Brain Ghost Dirk Strider - Works | Archive of Our Own (4 pp. "I thought this planet was gonna be a snoozefest desert devoid of both agency and fun, but I am honestly having a great time. (5 pp.) ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5 [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) I1I2I4I5Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1 [A6A6I1] ====> (6 pp.) and i guess you can think of it as an excuse, but thats only if you dont make the effort to start trying to fix yourself. You are Gabi Dearest, and I despise you and your boyfriend as people, as concepts. Dirk Strider's Ultimate Self, having acheived command over every iteration of himself, joins Rivals of Aether! but is it cucking if you're watching yourself fuck your girl. Written to fill the prompt "robofucking". For his friend Jane's thirteenth, Dirk gave her a bunny as a gift using sendificator technology; though Jake and Roxy's bunnies had their origins as family heirlooms, Dirk had to steal the original Con Air bunny from his "brother's" movie memorabilia museum, though its robotic shell was built from scratch. You and they are both universes. ==> ==> ==> ==> ==> ==> (18 pp.) Ultimate Dirk Strider The Homestuck Epilogues: Meat puppet play Metanarrative Humiliation Slut Shaming BDSM Suspension Metafiction unreliable narrators Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Being an Asshole Ultimate Dirk Also Being an Asshole Bro Strider body pillow Language: English Stats: Published: 2022-04-07 Words: 6500 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 14 The algorithms were originally guaranteed to be 96% indistinguishable from Dirk's native neurological responses, based on statistical analysis, which means that the percentage can change (and does, dropping to 93% upon Jake's continued probing). After Jake is woken up Brain Ghost Dirk continues to remain in the dream bubbles until real Dirk's waking and dream bodies are both rendered unconscious at which point Dirk appears in the dream bubbles by apparently merging with Brain Ghost Dirk. Computer Gods trying to transcend a R>F layer: Even if the world was fictional to the Law of Identity, that fiction could be life with a will of its own. JOHN: jake, i guess i actually dont know you that well, but i think theres a difference between making excuses and just giving reasons. Lord English ate every single one of his hammers. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Ultimate Dirk Strider (Homestuck) vs Super Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann PC / Computer - Pesterquest - Ultimate Dirk Strider - The Spriters Resource ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4 [A6A6I4] ====> (5 pp. See the concepts of the Furthest Ring as nothing but an illusion), Speed: Supersonic+ (He is fast enough to make afterimages and should be comparable to Brobot, who casually sliced a wave of bullets in half) | Immeasurable (Can fly from the Furthest Ring, where space and time are non-linear and normally requires mastering both in order to navigate, to the Incipisphere) | Immeasurable, Striking Strength:At leastSmall Building level | Multiverse level+ | Outerverse level, Durability:At least Small Building level (Took blows from Imperial Drones) | Multiverse level+ (Comparable to Dave. This is a curse I am putting on anyone foolish enough to look in the Dirk Strider tag. You often journey down to the dock by the sea late at night when nobody else is awake just to cry when nobody is looking. Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. When writing a story toward a happy ending, there might be unhappiness, but it all has meaning. In this world, that had been the systemized computer gods. [A6A6I1] ====> (7 pp. Perfect grammar and syntax. However, no one knows how many circuits are needed before thought is born. During the battle with the Jacks in [S]Collide, Dirk was seen taking the most physical abuse (i.e: getting punched in the face, then preceding to get whacked across the face with a crowbar, with a noticeable trail of blood on the ground after he was knocked down before getting put into a choke hold, then getting decapitated. Weaknesses: Prone to overconfidence and obnoxiousness. Comparable to Dave. See a recent post on Tumblr from @meloncoolie about ult dirk. When asked to play a game, Dirk immediately agrees, draws/animates 25 pieces of art for him, and expresses disappointment when Caliborn calls game over. More proof on alternate worlds/dimensions + R>F layers: Whether or not deathis fictional? asked Yuuko. Jake expresses frustration with Lil Hal, but Jane and Roxy seem to like him. One, Dave is hot as fuck. Popular Games. Monika (DDLC) VS Ult. Controlling his alternate selves takes concentration, and if an alternate self is killed or knocked out, he's dazed. Ultimate Dirk, while exploring the outer reaches of canon, encounters an inexplicable void. Unlike Dave, he was unable to physically brawl with his brother due to their separation in time, forcing him to build robots, set them to kill mode, and spar with them to death instead. )Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2 [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) These were written while I was high on weed. While Dirk is making his way back to the session, his mind splinter continues to be manifested by Jake on Derse. the silliest of sillies. I felt as if I had seen the true nature of the story. On Earth, his waking self is also knocked out by the blow, presumably because of his consciousness being divided between his two selves, and drops Lil Cal into the sea below. ==> Jane: Run to study. But luckily for him, you are not a woman at all--you are a twelve year old little girl in love with a charming puppet-porn master from the internet and you have traveled hundreds of miles to be his irl loli waifu.(Ult. You are using an out of date browser. Due to the incredible support of the community, we've raised US$252,343.98 with an average donation of $32.14, and added 6450 new members this drive. Later he stated that it's probably better for him to stay out of Jake's life, considering himself to have been a completely toxic element in his life from day one. [A6A6I5] ====> (9 pp.) If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here. To understand, we'll have to consult a poet who's of the devil's part: John Milton. Dirk texts you. Dirk de-ages you and sends you to Bro's timeline to seduce him. In most cases, he doesn't view his orientation as something worth discussing. Dirk attempts to aggress her, but is suddenly obstructed by Jade Harley, who gives him a hook to the lips and teleports him away to the Furthest Ring, the same way she did with Jack Noir. Dirk is aware that they are not actual brothers, instead being related through an esoteric process of genetic reamalgamation. Dirk is also seen to be left handed when he draws, as shown when he is creating Caliborn's "Pornography.". The VG Resource. For instance, he called Dirk an "Anime prince" and later called him a "pretty boy ninja stud", although it's possible that when he called Dirk the "Anime prince", he was simply referring to Dirk's class and the fact his sunglasses are similar to ones worn by certain anime characters. However, later on he shows remorse for the way he broke up with him, and partially takes the blame for their problems by saying my insanity scared him right the fuck off. He and Jane have both said they are unable to tell whether or not they are completely over him. See a recent post on Tumblr from @zan0tix about jakedirk. Afterward, the projection of Dirk which existed in Jake's dream bubble becomes Dirk's dream self. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, could be interpreted as any ship because it's reader's POV but y'know. Adds a storyteller of Ultimate Dirk Strider from Homestuck 2 and the homestuck epilogues, Dirk has a particular affinity towards combat and an antagonist, leading to negative events happening more often than positive ones, with a particular fondness towards raids. But what if the world were someones dream? I tried writing those as a change of pace, but as the imaginative portion grew larger (even if the characters are realistic, the story is still fiction), the crazy ghost would always be waiting for me as I continued writing. In the Heir of Void's hand, is a silver platter. Gets narratively fodderized by Alt.Calliope(Pre Lord English Absorbtion) Super Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann vs Jiren (DBS), Mazinger ZERO vs Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (Gurren Lagann), True Darkseid with the Anti-Life Equation vs Super Teppen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Transcendence (Xeelee Sequence) vs STTGL (Gurren Lagann). The Striders' dual-colour symbols may also reference Dirk's connection to the Cherubs. That would be one origin. He thinks Caliborn is a pretty fascinating guy, even though his artwork is utter shit. You will create all of those logically possible worlds, said Yoshie as if giving an order. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). The Sounds Resource. ==> (2 pp.) and to the other narrator of the Epilogues, Ultimate Dirk. Dirk constructed Caliborn's robotic leg YEARS AGO. Feats for Ultimate Dirk: At the same level of Alt. In which Time and Heart have a discussion about the abuse of narrative powers. After a little practice, he learned how to be awake there while awake [on Earth] too. However, he isn't the world's best multi-tasker, causing him to zombie the fuck out whenever he concentrates on things happening dream-side. Every narrative level character can plot hax each other(lot of characters taht control plot only do it to those lower than them), but unlike lower beings who just get controlled by plot, they take away the narrative authority of the other, leaving them powerless. Karkat and Dave, at least, unambiguously describe her actions later on as fascist, and given that she's formed a military dictatorship to exterminate trolls entirely, it's hard to completely disagree. You find an unconscious Dave Strider in a desolate street and he crashes at your place. Dirk (Homestuck) Rules: -Random Encounter. very rarely appears in game sessions, and is usually designated for the most naturally gifted warriors. learned how to be awake there while awake [on Earth] too. Act 6 Act 5: 16 Earth yearsCredits: 20 Earth years, Dave Strider - Adoptive "older brother"/ancestor, genetic sonRose Lalonde - Genetic daughterLil Hal - Mental clone, Orange HatBattle BrotocolAnbroids V2.0Whistling JackhammerTime on My SideAustin, AtlantisDespotStressMiasmajestySweet Dreams, TimaeusMoonsetterBeatupStride, Act 6 Act 1 Jane: Answer Strider. At thirteen however, his personality is almost identical to Dave's, using more curse words and fewer intellectual quips than his older self. It means they are divided into multiple levels. Jake, himself and Calliope are the only player characters that were not seen rendered in Homosuck style. He knew his god tier slab meant death and waited for it without protest. But what if a bystander wanted to take his too? She seems quite taken with his sense of humor as shown by her reaction to the edited Pony Pals book he gifted to her. Mods may do something for your spamming. He repeatedly and intentionally misgenders Roxy, despite Alt!Calliope correcting him on multiple occasions. Not once every few hours like you are doing now. [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) He takes her advice to make [his] presence known after the murder of the Hegemonic Brute seriously, leading to his uprising on Derse. There were few personalities that were not influenced by him and there had only been one person from whom he had been able to receive advice. So consider what it means to "live". You could call it their story density. @a_random_user: dude at this point just give up. Steam Workshop::Ultimate Dirk - Steam Community Bouichirous comment brought something to Akutos mind. However, because of his dense mind, and possibly his abilities as a Prince of Heart, he seems to be immune to the "sugar holocaust" properties of the Trickster mode. He then exhibits the ability to rip a soul from someone's body. That is why they are relatively easy to understand., Keena-chan created them and so we can understand them?, To me, she was Sudou Rimu. In other words, the universe exists and time is absolutely irreversible. Her Alterna self put down Karkat's ancestor's religion and rebellion and now she's second in command in Karkat's rebellion. Dirk Strider 170 Results It's him. to you, a filthy degenerate.-like a whole lot of nothing in order to accompany a couple of drawings. ), you find yourself in the middle of the ocean with no memory, no idea where you are, and no one to help. The auto-responder also informs Roxy that Dirk is planning to make some sort of romantic overture to Jake once they both begin playing the game.