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And get 10% off your first order with my promo code ABSOLUTELY at OSEAmalibu.com. She is so full of knowledge and shit at the same time it's alarming. She breaks down the subway, rat-squirrel combos, her latest eye infection and general discomfort of being allergic to the Northeast. All this and more on the latest episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast! Head to Squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when youre ready to launch use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather gets a lil pep-in-her-step after realizing she might in-fact qualify for the Olympics. Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely We are talking mom weed, IBS, depressed flowers and Heather's rude awakening returning to the US after her Italian adventure. Right now, Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to ModernFertility.com/absolutely. There were a lot of chicken salad sandwiches and white wine to be had, but most importantly they learned about themselves. We wrap up the year with gratitude and lots of grundle sweat coming to ya live from Hot Phoenix Arizona! Fried Fridays and Online Dating with guest, Elizabeth Howard. On this Episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather tackles the most complicated and bitchy Voice Mails yet. These two talk about hollywood schmucks, Britney spears, private school and how much they hate nannying. You can find her tour dates at Heatherontour.com She will be performing at Radio City Music Hall on June 17th, 2023Follow Heathe. For a limited time youll get 10% off any order of $200 or more! Get your hands on some of GoMacros delicious MacroBars by going to gomacro.com and using promo code ABSOLUTELY for 30% off plus free shipping on all orders over $60! 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Episode Sponsors: On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather answers your pressing questions, like "Should my baby have their own instagram account", "Do you watch military return videos?" A Homeless man calls Heather a lesbian, and so so much more! Book today at CheapCaribbean.com. Get key nutrientswithout the B.S. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. They discuss how Tik Tok has taken over their lives, Being locked up with their dogs and Kate explains her emotional investment into Taylor Swift. They have some advice for the Rat Czar of the city and take you behind the scenes of what a VIP experience at the Garden has in store for the local celebs. She spent a weekend on Spring Break, not by choice. On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's dear friend, Andrew Collin, is here to bitch and swindle his way back into our hearts. We will discuss it all. 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Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code absolutelynot to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 Go to Prose.com/absolutely for your FREE in-depth hair quiz and 15% off. Author: Dear Media. The Midwest is a crazy place where you should never trust a nurse named Chet. It's her birthday and she is reporting live from the Turks and Caicos. Well see you on the beach. You can try Angie's BOOMCHICKAPOP for yourself by visiting www.boomchickapop.com If you're looking for an easier way to take supplements, Athletic Greens if giving you a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free travel packs with your first purchase at AthleticGreens.com/ABSOLUTELY Produced by Dear Media, On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her trip to Augusta with a new business idea that will take doggy day cares, water parks, and sushirestaurantsto the next level. Make your home healthier this new year. Go to DRINKSUPERCOFFEE.com/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout for 25% off and free shipping! These two talk about missing the road life, their past discrepancies and honestly try to figure out how they can better themselves in 2020, and really it shouldn't take a lot. When she is inspired by a caller to get in touch with her Floridian roots it sparks joy in her heart and inspires her to quit everything and become a DJ in Fort Myers. Produced by Dear Media. at the same damn time. Head to squarespace.com/absolutely for a free trial, and when youre ready to launch, and use OFFER CODE: ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. She is sweaty, hungry, pissed off and now more than ever just straight up confused. Angie's BOOMCHICKAPOP popcorn brings you a BOOM of bold, craveable flavor that you can enjoy at any time, on any occasion. On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her very own Gayle King, Raymond Padilla. Sponsors: Produced by Dear Media. You can follow this profile to get notifications of Heather McMahan's new podcast credits. She hits the Absolutely Not Line while shamelessly plugging her comedy tour she is desperate for you to come to. Visit AthleticGreens.com/absolutely for a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Go to Zocdoc.com/ABSOLUTELY and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Try for yourself by visiting www.boomchickapop.com Visit www.californiaprunes.org for recipes, and be sure to look f, On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather prepares herself mentally for the battle of Christmas and reminds herself it's not about fighting a petite elderly woman for the last giftcard at Talbots. Go to Zocdoc.com/ABSOLUTELY and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. It's literally a game of survival. Listening after the sale? love and light and all funny things on this episode and more! 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On this episode or Absolutely Not Heather talks to her bff & arch nemesis Raymond Padilla. She isnt fucking around with weather shaming, COVID shaming or grandma shaming. It's the Board Meeting no one wanted to sit down for, but absolutely needed to attend. Fresh off a college girls reunion and nursing a 3 day old hangover she does the absolute most from her friend's beach house on the sandy strip of 30A. Must be 21+. On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather Breaks down her recent surprise in the Turks and all the trouble she stirred up in Charleston. Go to zola.com/absolutelynot today and use promo code SAVE50 to get fifty- percent off your save the dates! Buckle up, hunker down and get ready to laugh your tush off! By Rick Porter. Episode Sponsors: Get 20% off your first mani system when you use promo code ABSOLUTELY at oliveandjune.com Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Try 21Seeds Infused Tequila for easy & delicious cocktails! On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits in quarantine with her Italian Stallion, Jeff Daniels. She gives advice to a newly wed who paid for their wedding, unveils the mystery of how our parents are still able to post on facebook and questions what happened to a man who went overboard on a carnival cruise! Visit ritual.com/ABSOLUTELY to start your Ritual today. She is a survivor and warrior goddess who lives to see another day but not without spending 12 hours trapped in a trans-atlantic flight and then being rushed to a London hospital straight from the tarmac. They discuss living together, the secrets to not killing each other & take your calls and more from the Absolutely Not line! Please note that this episode may con, On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hits the Absolutely Not Line and the voicemails are SHOCKING! 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It's obvious they were both old eggs from when Robin had them late in life, but thats just the tip of the iceberg, baby. With sandy toes, full drinks and love in their hearts the girls hatch a plan to send their mother off for a sanity check so they can focus on their new shark tank idea. Try 21Seeds Infused Tequila for easy & delicious cocktails! Heather breaks down what a wild week its been and also hits the Absolutely Not Line and more! More please! She is helping you figureout the hard hitting life concerns you're all thinking but dont have the chutzpah to say. LIVE FROM FLORIDA! A beloved standup comedian, storyteller, and the best friend everyone wants, Heather has seen her popularity skyrocket with fans and the industry falling for her voice, wit and southern flair. Her pants are tight, her skin is dry and vagina is gaping. Comedy. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. After a weekend of dealing with Robin's international catfishing fiasco, Heather is on High alert to the tricks and deals y'all are trying to pull. The fact that folks come to Heather for actual advice is alarming but dammit she's hitting the advice line HARD. Less money, less worries, MORE beach when you book at CheapCaribbean.com Produced by Dear Media. She narrowly made it to her hotel after riding in a maroon escalade with a drug dealer named Charlie, but is staying positive and looking at the brighter side of life. On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast Heather raises some mild suspicions that an older generation of first class passengers have it in for her. They are honest and raw about how much merch they bought, how swollen their feet were and how many azaleasthey really drank! You hoes were eating out doing Zero Tipping, talking to pervs in Dog Parks and ended up with a crotch staph infection. 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