Dill Rhiannon Chip (Olives Younger Brother): Why does that matter? What? Olive Penderghast It doesn't have to be a boink. : : Woodchuck Todd: Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. Olive Penderghast Disney World is much more liberal. : He seems like a nice kid. Olive Penderghast Fine. : : Olive Penderghast That boy from yesterday just dropped this off for you Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive: Hi, Im looking for the Bible. Principal Gibbons Sanjay Chandrasekhar : He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time cause he cant pass a single test? : It's all I can afford. With an incontrovertible sense of humor. Rhiannon And not the good kind. Olive Penderghast : Nina Brandon Waiting for me outside the bedroom door for me to kiss Todd. I had a horrible reputation. Rosemary Easy A (stylized as easy A) is a 2010 American teen romantic comedy film directed by Will Gluck, written by Bert V. Royal, starring Emma Stone, Stanley Tucci, Patricia Clarkson, Thomas Haden Church, Dan Byrd, Amanda Bynes in her final film role, Penn Badgley, Cam Gigandet, Lisa Kudrow, Aly Michalka, and Malcolm McDowell.The screenplay was partially inspired by the 1850 novel The Scarlet Letter . Yeah, right. Olive Penderghast : I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election. I love this. Maybe it was because I was wearing clothes that were two sizes too small. Olive Penderghast Rosemary: Were a family of late bloomers. Olive Penderghast I didn't until I was 14. : Olive Penderghast That happened. Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp. Olive Penderghast From the movie's incredibly sharp script, here are 35 of the best one-liners and exchanges from Easy A. : ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. I consider this. Rosemary Dyed in the wool homosexual, that boy is. : Rhiannon Olive Penderghast : What do you think I have down there? Olive Penderghast On the next Monday, Rhiannon goes to the bathroom with Olive and . Well, that's because you're a virgin. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast And you'll handle this the same way I did. Course you will. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Rosemary : If you have a test on it, rent the movie, but make sure it's the original not the Demi Moore version where she talks in a fake British accent and takes a lot of baths. Olive Penderghast : And it only took 20 seconds. : Now you're a super slut like me. Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. [Forceful] But then, tell me this: assuming there is a Hell Pastor I meant about Gibbons' being a fascist. We haven't talked in a while - how've you been, Brandon? No, there's no argument, it's there. Mr. Griffith (Thomas Haden Church): I dont know what your generations fascination is with documenting your every thought, but I can assure you, theyre not all diamonds. Just the rumor mill. Mostly guys. [pretending to be freaking out] People suck! : : : I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. : Here you go. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : You must be related to me. Olive Penderghast And you know what? Dill Yeah, you're not really my type, either. Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS! Brandon Just once I want my life to be like an 80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. Tom Cruise? Sanjay Chandrasekhar : I was just wondering what your church's stance on lying and adultery was? Olive Penderghast It didn't happen! Olive Penderghast Yeah. : I don't know when it will happen. More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. Rhiannon : : Just so we're clear. The stable and self-perpetuating end-stage in the evolution of a plant community. : : : It's right over there. My apologies to Mark Twain. : A whole bunch of other stuff happens too. Seriously, thanks! Olive Penderghast : well faster than the first rumor about me spread. [runs into Anson, outside] Olive Penderghast But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. : Olive: Why? : Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. : Olive Penderghast The woodchucks! I was just wondering if there's a minster around? Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. It's not really a term of endearment. Olive Penderghast : Bookstore guy Seems as if someone's on a downward spiral. One more aspect of Easy A to look out for next time you watch it is a little aside that occurs in regards to Twilight 's Cam Gigandet. Rhiannon I hope you don't mind, but we had a few pre-cocktail party cocktails like before the cocktail party with cocktails. : It was make-believe and no one was getting hurt. You're going to hell! The one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick and punched her in the left tit. Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? : : Starring: Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes. : 'Easy A' (Rosemary): "Your father and I are totally supportive" A one minute comedic monologue for women from the movie, EASY A, starring Emma Stone and Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. The illusion is shattered! [on webcam] She is the most popular girl in school. Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him. Olive Penderghast : : Which, thanks to recent budget cuts meant *cleaning*. Rosemary You completely missed the point. You didn't have? If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. : : : [Not caring] Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. Rosemary: Whats the rumor mill churning out these days? But then the town realizes she was too harshly judged, and she's really a good person, and she dies a saint. : Dill: What! Olive Penderghast [spiteful] But at least they have a pack. You really want to know what my problem is? : Evan You know, not really. : And the whack pack just gets bigger and bigger. This is my side, the right one. Olive Penderghast Tell me about it. He left his parents a note that said: Fuck you, I'm gay. Your father is as straight as they come. Oh, haven't you heard? : Mostly guys. Olive Penderghast Brandon I just don't want this *thing* you're going through to define your life. Rhiannon : : Rosemary : (then) Well, about the sister thing, not about the Don thing. : I don't know what any of that means. Well, put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors. Olive! | Interview: Lilah Fitzgerald Talks Dream Come True Roles in Monster High and Lucky Hank, Interview: Casting Directors Brett Benner and Debby Romano Talk Shrinking, Finding Actors and More, Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own. bit of an understatement, guvnor! And as we all know, by magic I mean nothing.. : Olive Penderghast La vie. Why does that matter? [laughs] Wooo! A little too straight, if you know what I mean, girlfriend. : : Press Esc to cancel. : Olive: Oh god, please dont tell me you married and had two kids with him. : : And I was quite the contortionist back then. [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob] : : : Olive: Weve had nine classes together since Kindergarten ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didnt because you called it science fiction and refused to go. Olive Penderghast Disney World is much more liberal. Will you listen to me for a second, please? : [about Olive's pretend tryst with Brandon], [after performing her song at the pep rally], [while Brandon and Olive are pretending to have sex in Melody Bostic's bedroom; he yells], Personal Favorites - Film / comfort movies. Olive Penderghast Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. Principal Gibbons Olive Penderghast Before I met Dad, I had incredibly low self-worth and I spread my legs for anyone. Nor did Olive. The 'High School Movie Age' Callout. I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast I think we should just put this conversation to bed. Brandon Oh. I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection. This was just a free preview - for the main event log onto "www.freeolive.com" tonight at six p.m. And I know it interferes with the basketball game; but come on, would you rather be here cheering on the Woodchucks or watch me do one? C'est la vie. He left his parents a note that said: Eff you, Im gay.And then he skipped town with a big, hulking black guy! To say that one was freely adapted, is a. Olive Penderghast Goodbye, Evan. : "The Amazing Spider-Man 2", 2014. : : Raise the roof. Who gives a rats ass? Greetings again from the darkness. Olive Penderghast Rhiannon: There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. [pretend punishment] : Brandon : Emma Stone. Olive Penderghast Blech! In the end credits, as the camera continues down the street, at the end, you can see a City of Ojai police officer stopping traffic from the opposite end to allow the filming. This is hard to say but Don Bryant is your father. : : Olive Penderghast Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth starting now. Rhiannon Olive Penderghast No. But we're a family of late bloomers. Olive Penderghast What do you think I have down there? Woodchuck Todd Mom! Because I was a s. Olive Penderghast Monologues from 'Easy A', Written by Bert V. Royal and Directed by Will Gluck Featuring monologues for teens and adults from Olive, Rosemary, Brandon, Mr. Griffith and Principal Gibbons Girl: Oh my God, did you hear that Brandon ran away from home? Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. Type above and press Enter to search. Marianne: Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. When a lie about Olive's reputation transforms her from anonymous to infamous at her high school, she decides to embrace a provocative new persona. Rhiannon: I want every detail! Rhiannon : Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? : It's a movie about a high school girl named Olive, who learns very quickly that in high school, reputation is everything. [yells so the eavesdroppers outside the door will hear]. It's not true. I'm the new school slut. Thanks for asking. Really? : : Woodchuck Todd : Hey Olive! Brandon Woodchuck Todd [Mocks interest] Mrs. Griffith (Lisa Kudrow): Im the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes. : Olive Penderghast Brandon Olive Penderghast [defensive] Olive: I told everyone! You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes. Pow! I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say! I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. Oh my God! Why are you all of a sudden into me now? : People thought I was a dirty skank? Its like wildfire. Its true. I also heard he gave you crabs. In California, the virgin student Olive Penderghast feels anonymous in the high school where she studies. Rhiannon Dill "Whatever happened to chivalry," and lists movie scenes as examples (clips of which accompany her monologue), one of . 15 Emma Stone Won The Role From A Skype Audition Unable to attend auditions in person, Emma Stone scheduled a video call and performed Olive's monologue from the opening webcam scene. : Get it? [about Melody Bostic] Pow! Any I left out? Olive: Mom! : Right between the eyes. : Marianne: I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. : : : Oh my God, did you hear that Brandon ran away from home? Olive Penderghast No one talked like this in high school, but we all wish we handled teen drama with such wit and candor. Technical Specs, [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties]. Olive Penderghast Official Sites Tell me! : 2010 The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses, How My HIV Diagnosis Led To Spiritual Empowerment And Personal Transformation, 49 Awesome Heathers Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living, 35 Clueless Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living, 40 Mean Girls Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living. You gotta be sh*ttin me, sister. Olive Penderghast : Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time. A big old s. : Just one good, imaginary boink! Totally. My name is an anagram for "I love". Easy A. But youre much smarter than me, so youll come out of this much better than I did. [faces him again] Olive Penderghast Rhiannon . A comedic monologue for women from the movie, EASY A, starring Emma Stone and Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary. [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] Olive Penderghast Real talk: If you don't want to be Emma Stone or be with her, there's something fucking wrong with you. Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Ew! A gentleman caller, hurray! Marianne: Theres a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. :
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